The new masturbation aid from Fun Factory
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Dame Pussington takes time to get intimate with the touch operated vibrator, Lorna, from Svakom.
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A surprising exception to the “all rabbits are rubbish” rule.
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Two wands. One orgasm. Who will reign supreme?!
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A brave new contender for the title of "Best Dildo Ever Invented"
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This is where the Fun Factory Bootie Set stands out from the crowd. Their set is perfect for players of every level.
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“BEHOLD! I have a cock!”
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I’ve never tried smoking pot, so reviewing this dildo is as close as I’ve ever been to getting stoned.
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Trying to find the perfect place to line the Satisfier up with my clit felt kind of like using a oijua board to channel a particularly dyslexic ghost.
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Designed by prison inmates, using materials supplied by the lowest bidder...what more could you want from a toy you’re about to stick your dick into?
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Comparing a motorised rubber sleeve with a real life blow job is probably an unfair comparison. However it's one the team behind the Autoblow 2 have brought on themselves by selling their product with lines like “Unlimited blowjobs on demand”.
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Most commonly referred to as a Double-Ended Dildo, as opposed to my preferred name of ‘Dick-Dick’, these toys are normally only seen as the punch line of frat jokes or stunt doubles in really shitty porn movies.
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Say hello to the Evolved Romance Collection! Now imagine it saying hello back, because otherwise this feels like a one-sided conversation with an inanimate tin of sex toys.
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The harder the two of you fuck, the more it's going to feel like your junk is one spark away from starting a small house fire.
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The metal material makes it the perfect candidate for a zombie apocalypse, because you can just rinse the Rage Virus right off, after slaughtering the undead, and return to tapping.
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