So Fifi decided to launch a social media campaign where they showed the kids how young and hip and with it they were with their witty internet pictures and words. By the time I'd looked through their catalogue of promotional imagery, I suddenly understood why their toy was so shit. Enjoy, this bounty of Fifi Fails, captioned just for you.
Many of Fifi's more spectacular fails revolve around their inability to understand what a "meme" is. For those of you who, like me, spend way too much time on teh interwebs, perhaps you'll appreciate their fabulous fuck-uppery with regards to basic memes. Apparently it was too much effort to get some un-paid intern to check Know Your Meme.
So now you've seen FiFi's marketing campaign. You're welcome.
I’ve mentioned before how the sex toy industry is a problematic one. The people who make sex toys, often seem to have little to no respect for their intended market, and this is especially true for the people who make penis pleasuring toys. They seem to feel like the people who buy their stuff are lonely, basement dwellers who are equally aware of how pathetic they are. I’m calling bullshit on that. No one who uses sex toys is inherently pathetic. You know what is pathetic? Resorting to shame to sell your shit. I don’t care whether it’s a beauty cream, shampoo, weight loss, divorce lawyers or even sex toys. No one should ever make someone else feel bad about themselves, unless that person is doing something shitty...I have no issue shaming racists, homophobes and bigots. So show Fifi that you’re better than they think you are. Demand more from them. Let Fifi know that if they’re going to resort to name calling and being shitty, then they can go fuck themselves, because you won’t be fucking their product.