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The content within the articles on this site could be considered unclean or even downright dirty. So you'll need to be on your guard; one can never be sure when a casual internet surf will devolve into a two hour session of self-diddling.
While you're here, I hope you'll enjoy reading sex toy reviews, informative articles about sexual health and anecdotes from my time as a licensed brothel manager. If you don't enjoy them...well you can fuck right off then, can't you?
If this is all a bit too much for you, I understand. Sit down, pour yourself a cup of tea and have a crumpet. But while you do, understand that right now several thousand people are masturbating. And there's nothing you can do about it! So you might as well join in the fun and embrace the awesomeness of sex by clicking on the Articles button up the top there.
No, not there...THERE!
If you're under the age of eighteen, I highly recommend that you pop in some headphones and watch this video before you read anything else on this site. Seriously.